Flo from Progressive is in a realtionship with Jake from State Farm
Extra Plot Twist:
Their child is Mayhem from Allstate
Mayhem destroys Farmers with Fresh Hell
According to Mr. Tanner, Richard III’s only Parliament was the most liberal and progressive within record; and he regretted, did the worthy Mr. Tanner, that his private crimes should have militated against his patent desire for the common weal.
“Can they, as soldiers who attempted to assassinated their leader, be recalled as patriots?”
Anyone want to guess which life-altering history book this came out of? 400000 points to your house if you can guess.
And Pharaoh called Joseph’s name Zaphnathpaaneah; and he gave him to wife Asenath the daughter of Potipherah priest of On. And Joseph went out over all the land of Egypt.
I don’t think anyone will have a problem guessing mine!